Believe it or not, I have had just as diverse a sex life as many of you would have had. When I think back, there is not one person who I have had sex with, that I didn’t love, and if that makes me a wowser, then ‘Hello’ from the wowser.
Now believe it or not I am just like any other woman when it comes to ‘healthy relationships’. (I am not talking about my sexual abuse.)
I have been incredibly happy with my partners at times and I have been incredibly miserable with my partners at times too.
However at all times I have never been desperate and dateless. I don’t just grab onto any knuckle dragging moron that crosses my path.
From what I read and see from so-called ‘normal’ people, there seems to be this notion that if you are fat, you have to obviously be lonely and sexless. What a load of rubbish!
I’ve also heard fat girls are easy! Are you kidding me? Or fat girls try harder. Harder than what? Here’s one for you…I’m sure you’ve all heard this one even if you’re skinny, ‘You have to roll them in flour!’ Oh my God.
One guy once said to me, ‘I don’t normally shag fat chicks, but I would make an exception for you! Well could you imagine the flutter of my heart when this complete idiot said that to me? My reply was, ‘Well I don’t normally shag idiots and you would not be the exception to any of my rules!
Another pearl of wisdom I received from a man I met at a party one night – who was standing ten feet tall in front of his mates – was, ‘I’ll give you a root but before I do I will have to strap a shovel handle to my butt so I don’t fall in!’
Now in case you haven’t guessed, I didn’t accept his most gracious invitation. In fact I threw a drink in his face and explained to him that I only have sex with grown ups, not half drunk idiots. By the end of that night he was passed out lying in a pool of vomit and he had wet himself to boot! His so-called mates were sitting at a campfire telling all of us what a dickhead this bloke was. Champion.
Now my partner of nearly five years will happily tell you he is not a ‘Chubby Chaser’! Yes, that is the official slang term used on the Internet these days…Chubby Chaser. He will tell you that he had to work harder than most to jump into my plus size knickers. 😉
We are all the same on the inside.
We all want to share our lives with someone we love.
No matter what size shape, colour, or whatever differences there maybe, I know one thing for sure…love is love is love.
Be kind to yourself,
Love Big Fat Dee
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